i am not a happy kitty!

i was in detention for what seems like forever; now is a good time to talk about it.

lately i has not been receiving the proper attention i deserve, so what is exactly is my human expecting of me?

i cuddle; i snuggle; i mew; i purr; i do kitty-shiatsu on tummy... apparently all that's not enough since my human went out and got himself a new love interest.

he doesn't come home some nights and i stay up worrying and waiting. not sure if i am the betrayed wife or the discarded mistress, but one thing is certain... i has been snubbed.

so i peed on his bed.

languages i knows

• meow ( english )


• miao ( german )


• miauw ( dutch )


• miau ( italian/spanish )


• mieu ( romanian )


• 喵 ( chinese )


• 야옹 ( korean )


• にゃお ( japanese )


• МЯУ ( russian )


• miyav ( turkish )

do you see the pattern? i can communicate with any kitty anywhere in the world; same as all other cats.

if the humans were to realize this...

hairballs suck

[technically, i spew them; which is the opposite of sucking]

did i mention i'm 1/4 persian. this means my fur is more than european-cat half length, but less than afghan-hound full length.

i am fluffy.

problem is keeping my bengal-tiger coat shiny clean... so much licking.

and my human says i don't help around the house.

yes, kitty is doing it too

did you think i nap all day?

i'm more than two years old; i need to have my own social life.

so now when my human leaves home... i blog!